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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

ginaxbeck:

wicked the musical - textposts (part 1)

inspired by colwengrounds

thegirlieshow:

you know you’re in the right major in college when you only have to take one semester of math

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

gnarly:

ordering a cheese burger like:

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tomhazeldine:

I like how Natasha always cares about other people’s safety before hers.

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

stonedfaceman:

regalasfuck:

rogueavantgarde:

😂😭

nose run and feet smell is the one that got me

Seriously ya’ll cut it out lmao

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU